What about the cake/food?
Q: So it says on your registry page that you guys are vegans or something? Where are you going to find a vegan cake?
Q: But won't the cake be really gross if it doesn't have any butter or milk or eggs?
A: No. Judging from our previous sampling (and by sampling, we mean scarfing down) of Patty Cake's delicious cupcakes, cookies, and cinnamon buns, as well as many home-cooked vegan desserts, vegan cakes rule.
Q: But what about the rest of the food? Won't it be like, rabbit food?
A: No. It will be awesome. We will see to it. We'll also be including gluten-free alternatives for those celiac-affected guests, and peanutless foods for those with allergies. We've got it covered, don't worry.